no wait i never consented to this emotional trauma i just wanted to play a video game
Tokyo Ghoul au where everything is the same except Tsukiyama is 6 inches taller and every time he tries to do one of his dramatic entrances he hits his head on the doorway and completely negates it
I like how at the start of this year I hated the fuck out of Quartet Night and here we are ten months later and I’m burying myself in them.
*michael jones voice* scuse me scuse me scuse me
Whoever wants to eat cookie dough and not get salmonella. Here ya go!
Every woman? EVERY PERSON ON EARTH, MARS, OR WHEREVER THE HELL YOU ARE SHOULD HAVE THIS RECIPE.
[accidentally falls in love with own ocs]
My anaconda will consider it
My anaconda has, upon review of the information presented with it’s partners, decided that it, in fact, does not. My anaconda apologizes for any inconvenience this may cause and thanks you for your time.
when you want to have a conversation with someone but theres nothing to talk about
the characters are fictional but the thirst is real
Not the heroes we thought we needed but the heroes we really needed all along
My biggest fear is as always fandoms dying away once a show ends.
"You’re my home too, so you better take good care of it"
"How do you like living alone, Henry?" I ask myself.
"I’ve got a better question," I reply. "What if all my hoodies sat at the dining room table like they were friends?"
are they drinking detergent